craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

(Source: clambistro, via tropiccitrus)

smilingsloth:

joelmillers:

coldwarqueer:

in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful

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I read it as it was in Russian and just went ‘oh god here we go’

(via mediocre-satan)

tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

(via mediocre-satan)

(Source: lasagnababy, via heyfunniest)

heyfunniest:

WHAT

CAN THE TUMBLR SIDE EXPLAIN THIS PLS

(Source: iraffiruse)

splazter:

psyducked:

Tiggers gotta bounce if he wants to taste that honey

STOP

splazter:

psyducked:

Tiggers gotta bounce if he wants to taste that honey

STOP

(Source: patarnon, via trailerparkpossum)

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

lol-post:

Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.

I’m laughing so fucking hard

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

lol-post:

Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.

I’m laughing so fucking hard

(via theaudaciousapple)

truezodiacfact:

I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.

truezodiacfact:

I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.

(via ofcabbagesandofkings)