Clara was on Gallifrey. Which means one of her echoes was a time lady.
At one point Clara was a time lady.
Clara was on Gallifrey. Which means one of her echoes was a time lady.
At one point Clara was a time lady.
jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby
SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT
HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS
I CAN’T HANDLE TUMBLR TONIGHT.
HAKUNA MY TATAS
i quit the internet


Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.
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the tinker bell one i sort of fell over and died
(Source: thetravelingexplorer)
IT WAS A HOOKER OH MY GOD
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hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go
I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”


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sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?